Switch Off your handphone... Please
Sunday, August 16, 2009

Before we continue with today blog entry, let us take a look at this video...



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Ever encounter this?

You bought your tickets for your favorite movie.

You went in the cinema, excited about the upcoming movie that you are going to watch.

Just when the movie started, you heard...

SOMEONE'S HANDPHONE RINGS!

Isn't it frustrating to have your movie interrupted by someone's handphone ring tone?

Sometimes how you wish you can just bust off that BASTARD...


Just like this

Or even better

Have someone to shut off his throat

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Back to reality.

The cinema management can't simply do that to their customers, or else, who will ever patronize their cinema again.

Since they can't do it the HARD way, they have to do it the SOFT way.



Employ some frogs to sing, to remind you to...

SWITCH OFF YOUR HANDPHONE!

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But seriously, do you really think people give a damm over some frog singing?

NO!

And thus, we have advertisement using the dead.

"Money Not Enough 2"

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"Where Got Ghost?"

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So remember to switch off your handphone at the correct moment.

Or else...

You have being warned!

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~End~

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Do you know why you are being chased by the dogs?
Sunday, August 02, 2009

Recently, I had received comments from my friends, saying that DAWNald duck is a funny girlfriend of mine.

In what way is she funny?

For one, she isn't a clown (by occupation or leisure)


Neither does she looks funny

And so, I start to question my friends...

What is so funny about DAWNald duck?

And the answer has to be relate to an incident which happen a few weeks ago.

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2 weeks ago, I was scheduled to do guard duty in my camp, during the Saturday. Prior to my shift, we were being told that there was A wild dog running around the camp.

We were supposed to carry a baton, which was said to chase away that particular dog. However, during my midnight shift, I (and my buddy) was not given it.

And guess what?

We met the particular dog, or rather THREE dogs!

If you are thinking like what my friends did...

Those dogs are NOT chihuahua!

Or rather, those three dogs are similar to

Solid Black German Shepherd

Upon seeing us, the 3 dogs charged at us, barking furiously!

Having a phobia for dogs (I was bitten twice), my first thought was to run. But thinking twice, I was holding a

How in the world am I going to outrun three charging dogs?

Fortunately, my buddy who was with me, told me to stand still, be calm, and raise up my rifle.

Perhaps being too surprised and scared, I raised my rifle and aimed my rifle at those dogs. And the funniest thing was that...

My rifle was NOT loaded with any bullets.

What my buddy meant was...

Raise up the rifle to HEADBUTT the dogs with the rifle, in case they pounced at us.

Luckily for us, those dogs, upon seeing us standing still, stopped charging and barking at us.

However the distance between us and the dogs was so near that I can literally see their sharp teeth.

Nevertheless, the whole experience was scary, but yet interesting.

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And so, when I went home the next morning after my duty, I told DAWNald duck about this incident.

But instead of comforting me, she asked me

"Do you know why you are being chased by the three dogs?"

To which I replied

"Perhaps it was because I stepped into their territory?

Looking into my eyes, DAWNald duck replied

"It is because YOU GOT A BITCH-FACE!"


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Soon enough, my friends get to know her "brilliant" answer (from me), and start to applaud her.

But really, have they really wonder...

What if the dogs are BITCH themselves?

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~End~

P.S: Sometimes it is really fun having such a "funny" girlfriend.

Thank you, Dawn!

Seriously, do I have a BITCH face?

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